Life blows ASSS as always

So today I had really great day.

I was woken up by my father yelling at me to come down stairs, as I pass my sister in the hallway she wispers you're in troubllleee... [ i felt like i was 12 again. Yes i suck and i am living back at home. but with completely good reason..anways]

Apparently they found coors light and an open can of it in my car. The story is boring which doesnt really matter- but ipso facto they took the car that they have been letting me use away. Leaving me with no transportation to school or work and just stuck in the foothills of Oxford Maine. So I try to find some quick solutions considering that I am to be at work for 12 and its 9 so i've got a few hours. But I end up finding no solution and calling out of work due to my "illness".

Luckily a few hours later, and after a good and comforting chat from kelsey [my new favorite person] I get a call off of Kristy saying her mom will let me borrow one of their cars til' everything gets figured out with my life.

Like always Kristy saves the day- oh do I love that girl soo... BUTT my family still hates me. You will find out through my life stories that I am somewhat of a fuck up and most def. the black sheep of the family. ha

So I get to a family event that I was dreading, and because I was a bit late i got shit on. But then everyone wonders outside, and as i follow I see my brother-in-law with a giant potato gun and then come to find out a paper mache replica of me that my other brother-in-law made of me for christmas was the target. I stood there for a half hour whilst everyone in my family took turns trying to blow its head off.. Ha. My life is amazing as always.

But I got a call off of my best friend Hillary whos in London and got to chat for about an hour which was nice and comforting. I miss herr...